So now you're a zombie : a handbook for the newly undead /

So now you're a zombie : a handbook for the newly undead /

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Bibliographic Details
Author / Creator:	Austin, John, 1978-
Imprint:	Chicago : Chicago Review Press, ©2010.
Description:	1 online resource (xiii, 145 pages) : color illustrations
Language:	English
Subject:	Zombies -- Humor. Zombies. Electronic books. Humorous fiction. Humor. Humorous fiction.
Format:	E-Resource Book
URL for this record:	http://pi.lib.uchicago.edu/1001/cat/bib/11285353

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ISBN:	9781569767993 1569767998 130603115X 9781306031158 9781569763421 1569763429
Notes:	Print version record.
Summary:	All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about 'life' expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Re.
Other form:	Print version: Austin, John, 1978- So now you're a zombie. Chicago : Chicago Review Press, ©2010 9781569763421

Table of Contents:

Cover; Copyright; Contents; Introduction: The Road to Brainville; Zombie Assessment; Safety Precautions; Zeds' Disclaimer; 1. What the Hell Am I?; 2. Your Zombie Body; 3. Know Your Enemy; 4. Hunting for Brains; 5. Transportation; 6. Attacking; 7. Human Buffet; 8. Infecting; 9. In the End; Appendix: The Zombie Code; Final Word: A Message for the Living.